[nSLUG] Linux jobs working from home
budman85 at eastlink.ca
Thu Jan 17 18:52:29 AST 2008
Mike Spencer wrote:
>>> "Egotistical Lazy No-Good Team-A**hole wanted. Prior Management-like
>>> abilities a plus. Knowledge-base negotiable"
>> Hey, I think I'm qualified for this!
>> Where do you get jobs like that?
> You don't. You first get a job requiring angelic people skills,
> demigod technical abilties and superlative mastery of written and
> spoken English. You lie, cheat, obfuscate, suck up and/or blackmail
> as needed to accomplish this.
> Just before a Ton of S**t falls on you from a Great Height, you have a
> nervous breakdown, present a letter from your shrink and take a
> medical leave of absence.
> Upon your return to the workplace, the ToSfaGH is aborted because
> firing you would now be disability discrimination, opening your
> employer to a tedious and expensive lawsuit. So they then "promote"
> you to that "Egotistical Lazy No-Good Team-A**hole" position and Bob's
> yer uncle.
> And no, I have never done this. But I've seen it done, with the
> result that, one or two at a time, about a dozen highly skilled,
> hard-working employees found other jobs and moved on before the
> employer finally noticed and found a way to terminate the nutcase.
Is this Business Administration 424?
Amazing how any development gets done at some companies.
Computer Science? This is a business, not some computer experimentation
One place had 15 developers, three of which had a Comp-Sci degree and
as maintenance code monkeys, while the other 12 BA graduates (whom were
were busy creating descriptive job titles for each other.
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